Ring Out the Old Stanky Pre-Christmas Milk - Ring in the Organic Waste!

    News on the purchased Costco Brand gallon milk front: the gallon purchased sometime well before Christmas 2022 (mistakenly, a simple miscalculation) and not frozen as promised during a family vacation (again, a simple oversight of a far-placed stored gallon of calcium enriched moo-cow liquid, processed, tranquilly reposing in the basement, while its possessors traipsed across the sands of the Caribbean). Alas.

    It sat getting bad, like another companion other brand and container companion, dumped in celebration some time before: [see this link for such reporting__https://clinchitsoonerorlater.blogspot.com/2023/01/let-spoiled-milk-give-back-to-nature.html]

    And oh, yes, of note: this was one percent variety. I guess some call it "skim".

    Approximate cost? 4.77 USD? Maybe less? No, maybe closer to what a trusted source claimed: $ 2.55 American doll hairs. Well, no matter the price exacted, the point of the matter is that waste became a thing, it was no longer tenable for the original human consumption. A bowl of cereal was consumed, but said milk from said container was already clumpy; but I consumed it, and it did not kill me. Or cause me major illness. But over 80 or 90 percent remained. And it needed to be sacrificed to the backyard flora and fauna gods...

    It went (to its future life, or death, "iteration"): while I was counties away, knowing it faced an ignominious fate... The second weekend of January 2023, the first full one after the Saturday night New Year's Eve.

    It jumped to a clumpy, dumpy, wumpy death. A death that gave new life! I argue. Yes!

    Our outdoors are now processing these clumpy and near-production loss liquids of life. Thanks to the bovine races and all those who put it together.

    Our planet will be the better for it! Maybe even a fox, raccoon, porcupine or such vermin will benefit... And our planet will continue to spin on its axis, processing its chemicals and biological and ecological ministrations.

    Long live organic waste!

    We purchase, we consume, we get our values and money's worth, and other times not.

    We pay monthly fees for trash removal, which may be part of the HOA of the neighborhood, the same one that does not provide any tennis or swimming pool facilities, as the old, smaller, cheaper house and association had shared.

    We have a creek; I think we have turtles and other amphibians. We have plants, briars, trees, bushes. Even water life, such as amoebas and possibly water fungi, if there is such a thing.

    Thanks, Stanky 2022 milk. You make our 2023 full of the prospects of hope and prosperity, or muck, grime, and biologically diverse trash-gone-life.

    You have fulfilled your purpose; the molecules will continue to give, more properly.

    I am thankful for your eventual unplanned yet well finished clumpiness!