Thieves of All Kinds

    People be thieving. Yep.

    Have you ever stolen? I have. I have stolen and "tactically acquired" things over the years. A toy phone when I was four or five. A piece of candy from a store. (Both returned with help from my mom.) Some food items that were left behind, or "not taken care of". Finders keepers? What else... Well, most of us do not blatantly steal from others. Other than those that take advantage and "borrow" things, there are maybe four types of thieves.

    White collar thieves

    Blue collar thieves

    Hostile thieves

    Deadly thieves

    Which type has the most?

    White collar thieves are bothersome, because they make off with millions and even billions of dollars. Some get away it, like all types of criminals who never get caught. They are despicable, if not more so than the petty thieves, because they abuse all of us trying to work hard and save, getting ahead for honest days of work and lifetimes of sacrifice and integrity.

    Shame on them and you, you unrepentant spoiled and niggardly crooks! Taking the rest of our hard-earned dollars and investments, our hopes and dreams. 

    Some say many politicians other corporate types wind up stealing from all of us. I know a former mayor of San Bernardino who accuses former president of the U.S. as doing so, mostly while business owner and governor of Texas. There are a lot of people in power who are accused of being crooks and thieves, like Tricky Dick Nixon himself, ironically.

    Blue collar thieves are caught in every level of society. Maybe lawyers are of this ilk, but do it more legally. Not ethically: legally. They are almost or really are of the white collar variety, depending on how much they steal from their clients and competitors within court. Teachers take and abuse funds, people in almost all fields of work.

    Shame on y'all!

    Hostile thieves are those that mug, break into homes and steal, take stuff from doors at deliveries (porch pirates), and try not to be seen, or take valuables (see pick pockets, shoplifters, etcetera) without directly interacting with those that they steal from. This includes robbers, who do confront their victims but try not to hurt them. I hate you and I think you are cowardly scum, but I also feel sorry for you. Stupid dorks. Let people hold on to their own possessions, you dweebs! Who do you think you are? Who gave you the right to take other people's stuff? May God strike you down with a pox and severe burning.

    Lastly, the deadly types of thieves are willing to kill to gain their booty.

    What do they care when they are willing to take lives to get their dirty wealth? This includes those that kill others to get their life saving, or score an insurance policy, or doctors who may kill patients to get away with some type of nefarious bounty.

    Wow.

Taking earnings and lives is not cool.

    Stop it.

    Stop taking other peoples' stuff. Earn it like the rest of us.