Sunday, April 17, 2022

Poem III - To Ukraine - Written midway through April 2022

 Poem III - To Ukraine -

What else should be said, 

some fifty dreadful days in? (this war in Europe)

Putin, you scum of all earths?


When we watch movies of Hitler, you

have finally brought to light how truly

awful, absolutely, unequivocally bad,

terrible, and hideous was the vaunted Joseph Stalin?

Bravo, my genius commander!


Russia: you repeat the banal


Ivan was only partly terrible, a stain

in human history, compared to your decrepit, blood-stained

filthy and pusillaminous hands and heart.


Your soul is darkened by Satan himself,

Father of lies, and you his chosen heir!


Ukraine will be your epitaph, tavareesh (comrade);

Millions will spit upon your tomb

with mucous and bile.


Your own parents believe in demons now.


UKRAINE will be your final thought.

"Whoops -- I have destroyed it all."

UKRAINE WILL REMAIN.


How do you say gross error in Russian?

Vlad- ee P.

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Great Pitcher Names

Great Pitcher Names

Between these monikers and Mexican geographic names of places, these are the most poetic things unto themselves that I know of.


5.Pud Galvin+ (15)3656003.1R

7. Kid Nichols+ (15) 362 5067.1 R

19.Old Hoss Radbourn+ (12)3104527.1R


23.Lefty Grove+ (17)3003940.2L

29.Fergie Jenkins+ (19)2844500.2R


32.Red Ruffing+ (22)2734344.0R


Waite Hoyt+ (21)2373762.1R

66.Sad Sam Jones (22)2293883.0R

 Catfish Hunter+ (15)2243449.1R

73.Hooks Dauss (15)2233390.2R
95.Charles Bender+ (16)2123017.0R

 Bobo Newsom (20)2113759.1R

101.Vida Blue (17)2093343.1L

 Milt Pappas (17)2093186.0R

105.Bob Lemon+ (15)2072850.0R

Silver King (10) 203 3180.2 R

Bucky Walters (19)1983104.2R

Bob Friend (16)1973611.0R

 Dazzy Vance+ (16)1972966.2R
128.Bullet Joe Bush (17)1963085.1R

132.Babe Adams (19)1942995.1R

Dolf Luque (20)1943220.1R

145.Dutch Leonard (20)1913218.1R

147.Lefty Gomez+ (14)1892503.0L
 Deacon Phillippe (13)1892607.0R
 Doc White (13)1893041.0L

153.Brickyard Kennedy (12)1873030.0R
 Urban Shocker (13)1872681.2R

 Hippo Vaughn (13)1782730.0L
171.John Candelaria (19)1772525.2L

  Virgil Trucks (17) 177 2682.1 R
175. Guy Bush (17) 176 2722.0 R

179.Chick Fraser (14)1753364.0R
 Guy Hecker (9)1752924.0R

 Slim Sallee (14)1742821.2L
184.Sadie McMahon (9)1732634.0R

 Dizzy Trout (15)1702725.2R

202.General Crowder (11)1672344.1R

Mike Flanagan (18)1672770.0L
 Pink Hawley (10)1673012.2R

 Paul Splittorff (15)1662554.2L

221.George Cuppy (10)1632283.0R

230.Bump Hadley (16)1612945.2R

Jeff Pfeffer (13)1582407.1R
 Steve Rogers (13)1582837.2R
 Schoolboy Rowe (15)1582219.1R

241.Ice Box Chamberlain (10)1572521.2R

Okay, that is from the top 241 winners of all time.

More later.

Who was your favorite?

Another Hershey Park Poem - 15 April 2022

Another Hershey Park Poem - 15 April 2022 

Dedicated to the sad victims of the Ukraine war, and the valiant people fighting back against the Russians, embodied by the Idiot (Gogul?) Vladimir Putin. More on him later.

PA is a place to Be

Came to the Keystone State today.
Lots of others with similar ideas
We take turns turning into small town
streets, like so much of our native America

We, the ones guided by GPS
Arrive to the Chocolate Town
of Mr. Magnate, Choco-Maister
Moca - Maverick

Philanthropist and Fordian
Well done, Thou American! Thou dreamer!
And all us celebrators
of the shared Dream! I eat your junk all the time

Our Manifest Destiny
Displayed in hyper flowing lines
and crowded restrooms and stalls
all the accouterments
of the Amusement Culture

Pennsylvania, A Place to Be!
I will not utter the man's name (Milton - you said it, not me)
            O Ubiquitousness of Sugar
Crenalations and Confections of

Coco...

Coco...

coco...

coco... 


Hershey Park Poem - April 2022

Hershey Park Poem - April 2022

Dedicated to the Clinch girl who has had made memories here, but in Richmond presently

Sunny, fun, fun --
So many people under the sun.
We drove up from VA
Looking for the end of the week's run.

Here we are, into the zoo,
Dr. Seuss has nothing on me and you:
Oh, the places we have gone!

One if by snake,
Two if by armadillo!
These little up-armored varmints snuggle
each other, their plated bellies swelling
with crowded air, the hundreds of pesky,
smellier sapiens sauntering - LOUDLY
        by their inner corner sanctum

Owls, one-eyed
Vultures, hidden seals - DON'T DISTURB
Outdoor animals
A bear's snout
Bobcats and lynxes

--Dad, sitting this one out --
In the posed buck's shadow

More people than the norm
From all the States, and other places
The whole world
Fills this zoo

On Jackie Robinson day
a day for taxes
early weekend
Pleasant, calm weather
Few masks; I see a few. PANDEMIC NO MORE!

The big, supine porcupine.
30 thousand quills!
The mountain pronghorn:
Second fastest land animal!

On beyond zebra,
Mein Doktor!
Hershey Park Extravaganza!

I will eat those green eggs and ham, Sam I am!





Friday, April 15, 2022

Jackie Robinson and Equality, 2022

Jackie Robinson and Equality, 2022

    It has been 75 years since major league baseball began integrating African-American players into the sport. Back then in the United States Blacks were called Negros. There were Negro Leagues that had the best baseball players in the country playing separately.

The Brooklyn Dodgers chose to change things up, and this was important to all. Our country has always had a hard time integrating all its diversity. This is true of the native Americans that were here in North America first, it is true of the enslaved inhabitants of Africa that were taken to the Americas in chains and forced to work sub-humanly (although others were taken to other parts of the world, like the same African continent and the Middle East). The country went through a large civil war and legislated Constitutional amendments to try to correct the slave and citizen issues.

    But even this week, mid-April 2022, millions claim that racism is still more than a minor issue, when Patrick Lyoya is shot after an arrest attempt in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Work and opportunity, education and perception are still issues in the Black community, which is now more fluid than ever, as there are many mixed-race people and other minorities apart from African-Americans.

    Spanish speaking denizens of the new world have had continuous struggles integrating into what is the United States, not to mention the other lands of the Western Hemisphere. We see major issues in the 21st century in nations like Cuba, Venezuela, Mexico. Politics and economics, drug trades and violence.
    
    There is violence in the 50 states, the federal district, and seven territories of our great land. Much of it has to do with illicit drugs. Things may not seem equal to some based on those laws and how we execute them. We have a chance to vote changes and make things different, when it comes to laws and rights, and equalities and those aspirations.

    Women of all backgrounds did not have equal rights and access for much of U.S. history, and many would argue that it is still not so. Now with same gender marriage and equal treatment of people of Lesbian Gay Bisexual Queer and other identities and orientations (non-binary, transgender, etcetera), some claim that there is too much discrimination towards their populations still.

    But, in 2022, things are much better here than in Ukraine and Russia.

Agreed? And it is not so much about race, but about culture, power, and access, which is also known as opportunity.

    Jackie and the others integrated so well, good on him for withstanding the hate and vitriol, always. He is a hero.

       We need to celebrate him and look for more.

    

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Capital Adventures

 Capital Adventures

How many capitals have you been to? State capitals, national capitals, provincial or district ones?

I have been to many, I think. In the country of Chile, for example, I have been to the national capital, Santiago. The capital of the 8th Region, Concepcion. I have been to the capital of some of the 52 districts. Chillan, Los Angeles, Angol, and possibly a few others.

I have some stories related to a few anecdotes in those capitals of South America. More there than most, probably. Other international capitals? Tel Aviv, Madrid, Bogota, Kabul, Kuwait City. Not much outside of Paris, France, or Lima, Peru. Mexico City, yes. And Hermosillo, or Laz, Baja California Sur. Cairo, Egypt. Yes.

In Canada, there is a little of Calgary, Montreal, a little of Frederickton or the capital of Prince Edward Island, whatever that was... very little.

In the United States there is D.C. the nation's place of rulers, then there are the 50 states. Quite a few stories there, including years of visits, plus some work, too.

Yesterday I was able to really visit Richmond for the first time. It was fun, it was pretty cool. It did bite us with a 55 dollar parking ticket, at the end. But I believe it was worth it.

Sacramento, Carson City, Phoenix, Olympia... The capital of Oregon is: Portland?

Montpelier, New Albany, Dover, Annapolis... West Virginia is...

Soto Reaches 100 Home Runs in 2029 At Bats

Soto Reaches 100 Home Runs in 2029 At Bats

RankPlayer (yrs, age)Home RunsPABatsHR Log
Sorry about the misalignment on the display, below. 
953.Yonder Alonso (10)1003773LHR Log
 Bruce Bochte (12)1005994LHR Log
 Mark DeRosa (16)1004094RHR Log
 Augie Galan (16)1007007BHR Log
 Mike Jacobs (7)1002140LHR Log
 John Kruk (10)1004603LHR Log
 Martin Prado (14)1005861RHR Log
 Duke Sims (11)1002810LHR Log
 Juan Soto (5, 23)1002029LHR Log
 Randy Velarde (16)1004813RHR Log

This is pretty good. This is elite among all time hitters, and in this case, sluggers.

It is a better measure of his precocious greatness of this young man superior hitter, since all of 2020 was only the 60-game shortened season.

Without the pandemic of 2020, Soto for sure would be 20-30 homers sooner, although one never knows, because an injury or other act of God could have thwarted the better would-be numbers.

Compare these year and AB numbers to the others above in so many more the Baby Bambino. To be fair, John Kruk, and likely the others, were not power hitters, i.e. sluggers. But they all played by the same rules.

Juan is marching on into the history books.

Go Nats! Go Juan.