Boston Danger! He is no Stranger

    Sung to the tune of the coolest melody in the universe.

    Boston Danger!

    He is not a stranger!

    To me!

    He was a cutie patootie!

    But now he's bigger.

    He is dashing and handsome!

    (Quite the dapper dansome!)

    Winsomely bodacious

    Sweet and gracious

    All around loquacious 

    Magnana macious!

    He is no hirsute homunculus troglodyte

    Boston is smooth and svelte and all alright!

    He is the top of the tippity top cooler guys,

    He is funny and smart and ever the wise.

    He. Is. 

    Boston Danger! 

    He is no stranger.

    A friend to many

    And I don't mean just any...

    He is a growing warrior

    A mirth destroyer

    A budding man of promise

    Forget Lorenzo Llamas

    He IS Boston Danger!

    So don't forget his name,

    Nor slight his game.

    Cuz next thing you know...

    He'll be at your doh!

    So watch out world.

    He's on the prowl

    And you got nothing on him.

    Yeah.

    The end.

    For now.